The radical Islamic group Hamas, which rules the Palestinian territories, is praising the shooting deaths of eight students in a Jewish seminary. Meanwhile, crowds of Palestinians are celebrating in the streets of Gaza. These rocket scientists are firing their guns into the air in defiance of the law of gravity, which governs the ballistic trajectory of these bullets back to earth on themselves. Seemingly unbeknownst to Hamas, the gravity of the situation also dictates that unguided Qassam rockets fired into Israel return to Palestinian soil in the form of laser guided Hellfire missiles that surgically take out militants.
